Have you seen this microwave?

Tecknomance

*taken from report of posible Tech-no-man-sir sighting

⚠ DANGER ⚠

If you have seen this microwave in your dreams during the 3rd thursday of every prime numbered month then you might be in serious danger. To ensure your safety:

  1. Maintain a *REDACTED* mile distance between yourself and all microwaves every Tuesday.
  2. Regularly sit close to the TV and watch news for updates.
  3. Do not eat chicken nuggets
  4. Do sleep.

If you have an encounter with this entity contact *REDACTED* in order to report the sighting. (please we really want a better picture of this thing people keep sending us TVs and so we don't get many picture of the actual entity)